“My sakes, he is just so offensive, I mean I could just rip him a new asshole sometimes, if I wasn’t gonna do that ta’ Ben Carson soon’s ah ketches him! Is that a pink velocerator on your shoulder, Wolf? A velecitorator? Or is it Dean Martin? My sakes, look at him fire off rockets an’ dazzlers! Is that the Queen Mary sailin’ through here now, Chuck? Where’s Rachel? Ah needs me some Rachel rhat now. She suckin’ fish guts again? I seen her do that on 5th Avenue once….”
“That’s right , Wolf, I’m gonna suck this fish’ guts out backwards today. Just let me stand him on his head real quick here, first, Wolf.”
Remember the important qualifier for officials to be subject to impeachment? High crimes and misdemeanors? According to Vanity Fair contributor, T.A. Frank, perhaps we should add “offensive” to the reasons for impeachment. Frank is honest in admitting that so far the Trump-Russia collusion theory has turned into a big nothingburger.